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In Which I Comment on the Beauty of Female Celebrities

I’ve given this a lot of thought over the years.  Below, some notes.

GOOD
Girls Next Door: Jennifer Garner, Courtney Jaye, Rachel McAdams.  They’re just cute.

Women Who are Not Stick Insects: Kate Winslet, Salma Hayek.  This is probably my favorite category.

Those Who Inspire Grudging Admiration:  Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson.  I do want to hate them, but I don’t.

The Women of Ally McBeal, Except Ally McBeal: Portia de Rossi, Lucy Liu, Jane Krakowski.  Really just those three.

The Normals: Queen Latifah, Tina Fey, Drew Barrymore.  They look and act like regular people and still manage to be pretty pretty.

Actresses Who Made The List Because of One Movie:
Sanaa Lathan.  She makes the list solely because of Something New.
Elizabeth Banks.  She makes the list solely because of Zack and Miri Make a Porno.  (I also like the name Miri.)

The Adorkables: Emma Stone, Zooey Deschanel, Ingrid Michaelson.  This is my second favorite category.

BAD
Charlize Theron:  She never stood a chance of making this list after this comment.
Keira Knightly:  Weird torso, right?
Juliette Lewis:  Lots of people think she’s pretty, and I want to too, but I just think she’s strange-looking and not in that good way.

Photo: Rainbow in Maryland, June 2011
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4 Comments Post a comment
  1. Sadly, the only category I am really familiar with are “the normals” — i really don’t know who the others are.

    January 29, 2012
    • jenheart #

      It’s ok, Mom. There are too many to keep track of, anyway. But you know Jennifer Garner (Alias) and Kate Winslet (Titanic)!!!

      January 29, 2012
  2. heysupermodel #

    I met Courtney Jaye!!

    And I love that Ally McBeal isn’t in the Ally McBeal list!

    (This is more fun than FB!)

    February 22, 2012
    • jenheart #

      IK,R!?!

      February 23, 2012

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