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Wanted: Dead Only

A scene.

Where: Brunch

When: Weekend, Morning

Menu: Eggs, toast, mimosas, coffee

Topic: National Security

Friend (not a dumbass): What’s that thing with the potato salad?

Me: Kickstarter?

Friend: Can you do a Kickstarter for [name of terrorist redacted because of fear]? I’m serious. Is that legal?

Me: [laughing, snorting]

Friend: Why aren’t we just killing him? Come on, sniper?

Me: I agree!

Friend: Put a bounty on his head. Wanted: DEAD ONLY. Do it through Kickstarter.

End Scene.

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